(Source: butterprim, via donna-moss)
Barney: You’re lame, okay? You’re just some lame, suburban dad.
Jerry: Why does that make you so mad?
Barney: Because if you were going to be some lame, suburban dad, why couldn’t you have been that for me?
(via scaly-panties)
Your heart is talking to you Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?